Total Medals Earned: 1,665 (From 277 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,065 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Jump high offscreen
Complete story mode in 3 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Make a point
Unlock the Forge
Now you have to turn auto hammer off
Read the last Story
Medals Earned: 3/8 (85/295 points)
Complete the game.
Die over 600 times.
Fail to grasp the core concept of pausing.
Complete the game in under 5 minutes.
Complete the game with no deaths.
Collect all the achievements
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.