Total Medals Earned: 1,665 (From 277 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,065 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 7/10 (60/120 points)
Win 10 battles.
Complete 5 quests
Recruited the unique Wizard.
Win the game.
Recruited the unique Sniper.
Recruited the unique Black Knight.
Recruited the unique Crusader.
Recruited the unique Cleric.
Obtain rank SSS. (Your rank will be shown when you win the league)
Recruit all 5 unique characters.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 14/30 (140/500 points)
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